Curmudgeons

a bad-tempered or surly person.

Yep, even Black Rock Kids have good old Mr. Wilson and the even meaner Mrs. Wilson in the neighborhood. These mean folks are known for taking the best space (street frontage) in Kidsville. If you step on the fake grass your going to hear all about it from these miserable folks. Be warned stay away from these over indulgent self-righteous pious people.

Typical Curmudgeons

Security

No Lost Children
(repeat 50,000 times)!

Every Black Rock Kid gets at kidsville wrist band.
These are not the cheap type you can pull off
(some kids have been wearing theirs since last year)

We do not baby sit your kids! You have to experience Burning Man through their eyes.

We reserve the right to kick you out of camp,
if you can not take care of your kids or if they tend to get lost.

Please Repeat Now

No Lost Children
(repeat another 50,000 times)!